Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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