In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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