cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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