I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
