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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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