It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My first STD was from a foam party
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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