he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize