are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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