So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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