tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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