Even the bartender felt bad for me
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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