Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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