He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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