Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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