In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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