Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Holy shit dude........stairs
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