so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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