Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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