I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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