it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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