Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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