i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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