ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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