Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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