yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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