I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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