I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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