Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
