Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?

  (1-770): View more from Georgia

  you.

  (770): View more from Georgia

  oh yeah. preciate

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check? (1-770): you. (770): oh yeah. preciate http://tfl.nu/c7zk
  Replies (7) Good night (1361) Bad night (553)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once? (410): Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women http://tfl.nu/hhx6
  Replies (11) Good night (3432) Bad night (898)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did http://tfl.nu/11j3
  Replies (11) Good night (1176) Bad night (4396)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  hello competition

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator (908): hello competition http://tfl.nu/cped
  Replies (18) Good night (1696) Bad night (4804)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on. http://tfl.nu/3jom
  Replies (5) Good night (991) Bad night (2935)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn http://tfl.nu/hfv3
  Replies (17) Good night (1224) Bad night (3429)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo http://tfl.nu/892m
  Replies (17) Good night (2770) Bad night (4258)
• Favorite

  (219): View more from Indiana

  How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (219): How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year? http://tfl.nu/u8i3
  Replies (10) Good night (2615) Bad night (653)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie. 

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.  http://tfl.nu/6cm8
  Replies (7) Good night (1769) Bad night (679)
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  Sobriety and mild self-respect

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs? (828): Sobriety and mild self-respect http://tfl.nu/8vbm
  Replies (5) Good night (1506) Bad night (703)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train. http://tfl.nu/hytn
  Replies (4) Good night (948) Bad night (475)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't http://tfl.nu/8sga
  Replies (2) Good night (528) Bad night (979)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex http://tfl.nu/6oq4
  Replies (0) Good night (755) Bad night (278)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore http://tfl.nu/8kqe
  Replies (11) Good night (605) Bad night (214)
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up http://tfl.nu/3zuk
  Replies (8) Good night (603) Bad night (253)

Randomize