I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex