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(212): View more from New York

plz talk dirty to me

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(480): View more from Arizona

This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi

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(443): View more from Maryland

you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.

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(949): View more from California

it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable

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(705): View more from Ontario

You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level

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(614): View more from Ohio

I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.

(614): View more from Ohio

I'm Batman.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.

(+31): View more from The Netherlands

3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one

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