i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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