Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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