The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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