That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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