In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
