I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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