physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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