she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Let's get the cat blown out
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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