party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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