She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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