no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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