I will die if light touches me.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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