I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies