Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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