Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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