Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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