i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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