Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She said her name was "party"
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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