Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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