Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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