why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
im on a boat
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