His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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