So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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