the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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