I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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