lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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I need you to use more vowels.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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